Easy….
So a couple of new tracks to enjoy - LoopHole and Realities - thanks for all your feedback and stuff - definately looking forward to some of the vocals that are on their way to me.
Another weird month for the annals….
Got a call a couple of weeks ago from a casting agency that I joined last year. Its been an interesting ride. The first gig was the best - I was playing the part of a homeless drug-runner….that was all I knew. You can imagine my suprise when I saw Harvey Keitel - there he was, the screen legend, standing in a vestment quietly getting into character. My role was to collect a bowl of soup off him and then sit down, eat it hungrily and generally look shifty. Then I had to wait for Michael Madson (Michael fucking Madson!!) to sit next to me at which point I would walk off-camera and give (my new “friend”) Tricky a high-five (quietly of course).
It really was a fantastic couple of days - I would have to be there at 7am (ouch) but would never have to do anything until about 11 so would hang in Tricky’s trailer talking about trip-hop and stuff and smoking his pure skunk reefers. Naturally I gave him a copy of my tunes. He said he might call me to do some beats. I hope he does. I need the work!!
Sadly the film will probably never hit the big screen. “Red Light Runners” as it was called is now doomed to the auditors - the producers apparently having invoices of over £250,000 and only 30 minutes of not particularly inspiring movie footage. I ended up £700 down. ouch again.
So it was with trepidation I accepted the next job - a football hooligan for the bbc. Once again 7am in the East End of London (i.e. the other side) and to be really aggro with a bunch of strangers for 6 hours on the trot. Naturally by about 2 in the afternoon I was exhausted and grumpy and wondering where my lunch would be coming from. Being violent is not exactly my thing and to have lunch cancelled…..well suddenly the world of “supporting actors” very quickly lost its sheen.
By the afternoon I was confirmed in my feelings that I was very mis-cast by a bemused looking director; taken from the fight scenes and offered the part of “barmen in right-wing pub”. Sheesh!
This was more my thing - and my first line (”£2.50 please”) meant I would be getting paid a little bit more. I don’t know: its a crazy old world. The guy I had to serve a beer for was actually a chap I worked with a year before - only this time at a theatre when I had to turn a rain machine on for him and safely light his way back off stage. He didn’t remember me though I could see it was bothering him. I wonder what I’ll do for him next year….hopefully the music in his film!
Obviously any moneys owed to you from speaking lines have to be chased so I called them up and let them know. They thought I was being very pedantic but hell I’m still a lot of money down from my extra’s work. I also enquired as to certain union rules to do with going over lunch breaks and extra moneys due - I was then rather sternly told: the bbc don’t do broken lunch.
Could this really be so? That most British of Institutions the BBC not taking a break for lunch??!!
I don’t know - whats the world coming too?
A homeless drug running hooligan trying to make an honest buck and auntie won’t let him have his lunch?!?!?!
Oh well - I’ll just have to look at this one as a type of license rebate - though, let it be known, I think I’ve turned my back on this weird, wonderful world of extra work - it was never going to get better than how it started and I think after soup with Harvey - any type of lunch would have been a let-down…..
Anyway - beats going well - will report back soon.
TLDK
“When I’m 64″ will be shown on the BBC in May.